Alicias Mindless Mind Slosh

I don't exist but I'm still alive.

2009-06-11T00:05:37+02:00

Thats all really my life couldn't be anymore uneventful or boring but at least I'm still breathing.

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Stolen from Hannah........

2009-03-08T17:27:03+01:00

1. What’s your name?

Alicia.

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?

Jeans.

3. Last thing you ate?

My Dinner.

4. One place you will NEVER eat at?

Not sure because you can't judge a place until you eat there.

5. I say Shotgun, you say:

Get in the front and I'll sit on you, you cunt.

6. Last person you hugged?

My mum awww.

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?

No I seem to repel people.

8. Would you date anyone you met online?

If it was a long friendship first.

9. Name something you like physically about yourself:

I have nice nails nothing else.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?

Table Table

11. Who is your best friend?

I'm not really sure.

12. What time of the day is it?

16:10

13. Who/What made you angry today?

Nothing.... yet.

14. Baseball or Football?

Neither all sports are shit.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping?

Only in the bath but I don't think that counts.

16. Favorite type of Food?

Errr japanese snack food rocks.

17. Favorite holiday:

I'm not religious and I'm not a fan of commercialism.

18. Do you download music:

Yup

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?

Not as much as I should.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?

Don't care either way.

21. Would you date the person that posted this?

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?

I got a song dedicated to me on the radio once for my 11th birthday.

23. Do you love anyone?

Yeah.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?

No.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?

No would love to though.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?

No.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?

Yeah, but not directley on chatrooms and stuff like that.

27. How many pets do you have?

One my lovely dog Jay Jay.

29. Have you met a real redneck?

I like to think chavs are english red necks so yeah daily.

30. How is the weather right now?

Rainy.

31. What are you listening to right now?

Bill Bailey - Beautiful Ladies (In Honour Of Chris De Burgh)

32. What is your current favorite song?

MSI - Prescription

33. What was the last movie you watched?

Slum Dog Millionaire

34. Do you wear contacts?

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?

Town.

36. What are you afraid of?

Spiders and birds.

37. How many piercings have you had?

2 my ears and my tongue.

38. What piercings do you want?

My nose and my lips.

39. What’s one thing you’ve learned this year?

How to be my own best friend because people can be bastards.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Never been to a Starbucks.

41. What Magazines are you reading?

None.

42. Have you ever fired a gun:

It was really old and not loaded so I dont know if that counts.

43. Are you missing someone?

No.

44. Favourite TV show?

I cant think of any right now.

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?

I don't know what this is a reference to so I'll say no.

47. Has anyone said you look like a celebrity?

My friend chelsea said I looked like the fat girl out of HSM the one thats a nerd but really love Hip Hop and starts dancing.... thanks Chelsea.

47. What celeb do you look like?

None.

48. Who would you like to see right now?

Happy being alone.

49. Favorite movie of all time?

Pans Labyrinth

50. Do you find yourself loved?

Sometimes.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t suppose to?

Probably.

52. Favorite smell?

An Avon aftersahve called Black Suede or something like that.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?

None sweet.

54. What’s something that really bugs you?

Stupid people.

55. Do you like Michael Jackson?

His music yes him not so much.

56. Taco Bell or Burger King?

Greggs mmmmh pastys.

57. What’s your favorite perfume?

Dont really wear perfume.

58. Favorite baseball team?

Again all sports suck.

59. Ever call a 1-900 phone number?

No.

60. What’s the longest time you’ve gone without sleep?

26 hours I'm a sleep pussy.

61. Last time you went bowling?

Last year with school for PE.

62. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?

A cuboard at my dads I was sleep walking apparantly.

63. Who was your last phone call?

Dunno.

64. Last time you were at work?

Never.

64. What is the closest orange object near you?

A cuddly smiley face that if you turn around frowns.

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Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

2009-02-20T17:33:09+01:00

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Anyone Else But You

2008-12-29T00:06:52+01:00

The Moldy Peaches - Anyone Else But You

Probably the most beautiful song Ive ever heard.

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Rock N Roll Actually Rocks

2008-11-01T15:47:38+01:00

Recentley I seem to be obsessed with music from the 50's and 60's it's my new passion hahaha some songs I like are......

Lou Christie - Cryin' in the Streets

Lesley Gore - The Bubble Broke

Lesley Gore - Sometimes I Wish I were a Boy

Del Shannon - Hey Litlle Girl

Del Shannon - So Long Baby

Patty Duke - Don't Just Stand There

The Shirelles - His Lips Get In The Way]

Gene Pitney - Animal Crackers In Cellophane Boxes

Gene Pitney - A Street Called Hope

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I love..........

2008-10-27T16:19:22+01:00

The cold side of the pillow.

People with fangs when they smile its awesome.

Ridiculously tall skinny lady boys with gorgeous hair I don't think I have to name names but some prime examples can be found in a band that ryhmes with The Horrors.

Baby animals cuz there just so darn cute.

Music for obvious reasons its amazing.

The people of blog.co.uk especially STiCKs13, hellohannah and jackfrost.

Talking to Charlie on MSN.

Girls with scene hair not scene girls paticularly just there hair it rocks.

Blink 182.

My iPod.

Chicken Kormas from ASDA looks like baby shit tastes like heavan.

Smiles and smiling.

Day dreaming.

Cherries on clothes, bags and jewellery.

Converse.

The Mighty Boosh.

Black Books.

Gimme Gimme Gimme.

Comedy in general.

The Sims 2.

Guitars.

High fiving people its great and actually one of my proudest moments in life so far was when I convinced my friends and a few random people to stand in a line while I ran up and down high fiving them it was awesome .

Doing really embarrassing dancing.

Watching soul train line ups on youtube.

Head banging.

Earl Grey tea its sooooooo nice mmmhhhhhhhhhh.

My dog.

My Mum we don't always get on but she's hilarious and I would not swap her for the world.

Sleeping.

The warm cozy fuzzy feeling you get just before you fall to sleep.

Seabrooks Prawn Cocktail flavour.

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Milkshakes.

..........and thats all I can think of right now.

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Disappear Please

2008-10-23T22:17:58+02:00

I don't know why but for the last couple of months I seem to have been stalking Peaches Geldof .

Well I've been watching the stuff she's been doing on TV (which is strange because I generally just think shes an oxygen thief) from the safe distance of my front room obviousley not hanging round her front door and going through her bins type stalking you know cuz thats err......... illegal .

I've just finished watching Peaches: Disappear Here online and it was boring, rubbish and absolutley pointless a complete and utter let down.

I watched the interviews she did with whatshisface Berry for iTunes festival and thought she was quite funny and entertaining sadly it dosen't come through at all she just acts like a spoilt, selfish bitch who can't seem to stop saying "Its my vision".

This post really has no point other than to warn you not to watch it because it's shit.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeloveyoubyeeeee

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Yesterday I was dirty wanted to be pretty I know now that I'm forever dirt.

2008-10-19T21:23:16+02:00

I feel shit. Absolutley. Completley. Shit.

I don't really see where my life is going I just feel trapped in this repetitive nothingness.

I just want a hurricane to come and blow me away into a new life a new body a new country anything and anywhere as long as its different and new.

I'm just sick of everything.

I feel rubbish.

I need to start living, I need to get out and fucking do something.

I need to stop wasting my shitty little life I mean you only fucking get one unless you believe in all that reincarnation rhubarb which I for one don't.

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Quiz Thang

2008-10-08T20:49:13+02:00

Whats your name backwards?

aicilA

Name some lines from the song you are listening to?

You give a little love and it all comes back to you you goung to be remembered for the things that you say and do la la la la la la.

Gay or Straight?

Undecided.

What goes on your toast?

Butter mmmmh.

What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?

Can't find my phone

Has someone groped you in the past week?

No unfortunatly.

Lily Allen or Kate Nash?

Neither

Last person to call you babe?

My nan hahahahaha

I say ‘Jump!’, you say?

What?

Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?

Errrr TTA - Koka Kola Veins

Who did you last hold hands with?

Can't recall.

Who would you like to meet?

The Horrors.

Funniest thing that happened today?

Oh god todays been shit.

Are you insane?

Probably.

Whats on your bedside table?

Lamp Alarm:(" class="middle" border="0"> Candle

How many piercings do you have?

Ears only

Whats one of your favourite quotes?

Most recent "I love you more than transexual porn"

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?

Yes.

Is this year the best year of your life?

No.

Ninjas or Pirates?

Ninja pirates.

Where do you want to go right now?

Japan.

Who do you want to go with?

Myself.

Do you hate My Chemical Romance?

Not really.

What do you want from life?

Happy good times, love and money

When did you last do sex?

None of your beeswax you cheeky bugger.

What's your nickname and why?

Dont have any

Anything written on your hand?

No which is unusual for me.

Could you run the Country?

Give it a shot.

What are your favourite names?

Lilah Grace for girl
Jovi for boy

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?

No ouch.

Name a good song.

Gary Numan M.E.

Where's your sister?

Dont know have not yet been introduced lazy father.

Have you got balls?

*Checks* No.

How would you react if someone kissed you right now?

Kiss them back.

Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?

The Woods

Are you scared of Cows?

Not really.

Anything else to add?

I love you more than transexual porn.

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Celebrities I Would Chin If Given The Chance

2008-10-06T21:05:49+02:00

"Celbrities" I would chin and why.

1. Peaches Geldof

She's an oxygen thief only famous for her last name she's about as useful as tits on a bull please crawl into a hole and die.

2. All WAGS

There only famous for who there fucking, how much they shop and what they wear.

3. Paris Hilton

Another person whos famous for being famous and whos been given a ridiculous ammount of chances money and sucess on the back of her last name.

4. Amy Winehouse

She has so much talent and if she dosent sort herself out she'll be dead before shes 30.

5. Gok Wan

I know women all over britain love him and he is doing alot of good stuff for women and womens confidence etc but he really really gets on my tits.

6. Bruce Forsyth

He is awful and hes had a ridiculously long run and he needs to stop and fade away now.

7. Jerry Springer

I don't think he does his show anymore but oh my god his shows were awful it was like watching bears being forced to dance it was horrible he didnt try to help them at all he was just exploiting them to entertain.

8. Moira Stewart

Her voice goes through me.

Celebrities I Would Cuggle If Given The Chance.

1. Justin Lee Collins

2. Russell Brand

3. Dawn French

4. Lenny Henry

5. James Corden

6. Russell Howard

CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME

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Mmmh Vinyl

2008-10-02T20:34:46+02:00

Went to the dentists today had to have my brace messed with eww got half the day off school so not really complaining.

There are some really cool charity shops around where my dentists is so I was browsing for records couldn't find any until I went into the Marie Curie shop next to TESCO and they had two boxes full of records so I ended up buying six albums the most expensive being only £1.99.

Gary Numan ~ The Pleasure Principle 99p

Electric Light Orchestra ~ A New World Record £1.99

Don McClean ~ American Pie 99p

Billy Idol ~ White Wedding 99p

The Righteous Brothers ~ Unchained Melody 99p

The Chiffons ~ 20 Greatest Hits 99p

So I'm going to have alot of fun listening to those.

Peace Out

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Songs I Can't For The Life Of Me Stop Listening To

2008-08-24T15:11:56+02:00

Artist: Bloodhound Gang

Title: Mope

Length: 4:38

Best Bits:
"...No Pacman drugs are bad..."

"...So I like to dance naked in front of my pets..."

"...I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,..."

"...We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
What? Falco?..."

This song is mental I love it.

Artist: Bloodhound Gang

Title: Discovery Channel

Length: 4:21

Best Bits:
"...Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket..."

"...And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files
..."

I luuuuuurve this song makes me want to do the most embarassing dancing ever.

Artist: Jefferson Airplane

Title: White Rabitt

Length: 2:32

Best Bits:
"...One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
..."

"...And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said;
"FEED YOUR HEAD..."

Makes me want to do Acid which probably isnt very good.

Artist: Jermaine Stewart

Title: We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off

Length: 4:??

Best Bits:
"Not a word, from your lips
You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip.
A quick hit, that's your game.
But I'm not a piece of meat..."

"...We don't have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance & party all night
And drink some cherry wine
Uh huh..."

Another song that makes me want to do some seriously embarassing dancing. Also Jermaine Stewart died in 1997 from Aids related illness sooo err yeah thats all I'm saying.

Artist: D-12

Title: Purple Pills

Length: 5:03

Best Bits:
"...Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm..."

"...I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids..."

"...Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out Fuck that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn..."

"...Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other..."

I know every word of this song and it induces crazy head bobbing.

Artist: The Dresdon Dolls

Title: Girl Anachronism

Length: 3:01

Best Bits:
I love every lyric to this song so heres a link to them http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/dresdendolls/girlanachronism.html

I love it.

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Saw this...

2008-07-11T22:01:22+02:00

...and thought it was awesome. I hate racism and thought I would share. I also think usage of the words coloured and half cast to describe someone are stupid.

A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING
AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE

AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN
SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID
COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE.

THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...

"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK

WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK

WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK

WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK

WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK

AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.

BUT YOU SIR...

WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK

WHEN YOUR SICK YOUR GREEN

WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED

WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE

AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE.

AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME
COLOURED

THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND
THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.

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Heroin Cat Quite Obviously Wants Fish (And Heroin)

2008-05-22T19:32:33+02:00

I got bored in ASDAN so I did this I dont know why but I cant upload it so heres a little link.

http://s291.photobucket.com/albums/ll281/xxAlicia3000xx/?action=view¤t=HeroinCat.jpg

Its crap but I like it.

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Californication

2008-05-20T18:39:52+02:00

I love this song and recently I just can't stop listening to it my favourite verse is in bold.

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
and all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you're craving

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

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Pot Noodle Promotion

2008-05-17T17:25:56+02:00

I have decided that Pot noodle adverts rock harder than all other adverts. I love pot noodle and this is why.

Precious Pot Noodle.

The Slag of All Snacks

Seedy Sanchez

Skinny Pot Noodle

Bombay Bad Boy

EDIT: Moussaka Rap

EDIT: I Wish

EDIT: Lambshank Redemption

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What Are Toes For ??

2008-05-10T13:03:33+02:00

Honestly what are they for my toes bring me nothing but grief, misery and pain.

I have stubbed them about 80 times in the last 2-3 days they are stub magnets I think we should have feet like shop mannequins smooth and perfect for shoes.

I have already got ~~freaky~~ strange toes and I don't really need them bashed ~~freakier~~ even more strange.

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Ross Noble Is The God Of Random

2008-05-07T18:13:17+02:00

Ross Noble is absolutley fantastic he is the random jesus check him out you can watch most of his DVDs on youtube.

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Count Yeah I Count In Fives

2008-05-05T11:30:48+02:00

1. What was the last book your read?

My Best Friends Girl By Dorothy Koomson

2: What are you reading now?

Marshmallows For Breakfast By Dorothy Koomson

3. What one book do you wish you had written?

The Bible or the Qur'an.

4. Who is your favourite author?

I don't know theres too many.

5. I recommend you read...?

Skulduggery Pleasant By Derek Landy it's really funny and action packed.

1. Where was your last holiday?

Jamaica

2: Where will your next holiday be?

Dunno.

3. What was your best break and why?

Jamaica because it was nice to visit where my Dad comes from.

4. And the worst and why?

Skegness beacause I love the seaside but hate caravans.

5. If money were no object, where would you go?

To every country in the world for a week.

1. What would be the contents of your perfect pie?

Sunshine, lollypops and rainbows.

2. Lift your eyes from the screen - what's the first thing you see and how did it get there?

A little Daffy Duck toy and he got there because I put him there.

3. What, if anything, would you like to get rid of in your life and why?

Boredom.

4. If you were building your own house what one room would you include that you don't have now?

A circular sunroom with a grand piano in the middle.

5. When you were little people asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Does your answer then match what you do now?

I'm not quite grown up yet.

1. Which band would you like to see reform?

I would like to see The Beatles reform but my resurrection skills arn't to sharp.

2. What are your thoughts on the Spice Girls and Boyzone reunions?

Absolute bollocks they should have stayed dead.

3. What's the best British band of all time?

The Beatles

4. Which band would you like to see split up and why?

All rubbish bands.

5. Five fill-in: If I formed a band I would call it The Quicksand Ponies and I would be lead guitar.

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Friday Five Comedy

2008-04-25T18:06:10+02:00

1. What is your favourite comedy film?

Anything with Jim Carrey.

2. What is your favourite comedy on TV?

Currently nothing.

3. Who is your best Comedy actor/actress?

Dylan Moran.

4. If you could write a comedy what would it be about?

It would be about a pair of friends who survive an atom bomb my sleeping in a lead rubbish bin after being evicted and are picked up by aliens and taken to other worlds.

5. What is the Funniest thing you have ever seen be it in person or on a TV show or film?

The Mighty Boosh Tundra episode when Bob Fossil and Dixon Bainbridge sing Total Eclipse Of The Heart.

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Kraftwerk Hokie Kokie

2008-04-23T17:38:24+02:00

Please help I can't stop watching this. It so bloody funny.

I love Bill Bailey he's one of our nations bearded treasures.

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One Word To Answer Them All

2008-04-20T13:59:34+02:00

Where is your mobile phone? Bedroom
Your hair? Messy
Your mother? Controlling
Your father? Stubborn
Your favourite thing? Computer
Your dream last night? Weird
Your favorite drink? Fizzy
Your dream/goal? Independence
The room you're in? Back
Your fear? Spiders
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Japan
Where were you last night? Bed
What you're not? Perfect
One of your wish list items? IPhone
Where you grew up? Sheffield
The last thing you did? This
What are you wearing? Clothes
Your TV? Off
Your pets? Gay
Your computer? Slow
Your life? Unimpressive
Your mood? Bored
Missing someone? Yes
Your car? Nice
Something you're not wearing? Socks
Your summer? Boring
Like someone? Yes
Your favourite colour? Black
Last time you laughed? Now
Last time you cried? February

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Energy Drinks Big Issue And 2p Donkeys

2008-04-10T15:50:34+02:00

My friend Chelsea and I had a great day yesterday we went to Home Bargains and bought a litre of Blast energy drink each and loads of chewing gum then we went to the cinema to see The Spiderwick Chronicles (which was really cool).

After that we went to town and I dragged her into the cathedral (populated entirely by OAPs) to look at the pretty windows and we got a speech about diocese by this man (I only asked him what it was) then we left.

I decided I needed to buy a Big Issue off this man and I went to pay for it and I thought I had £1.50 in my pocket turns out it was only 50p so I bought a packet of polos to get change bought A Big Issue (very interesting article about male rape) realised Chelsea had pissed off so I had to find her.

Found her then we decided we needed the toilet so we went to John Lewis where I looked at shoes I couldn't afford and broke this blind by pulling it up and down left pretty sharpish after that then we decided we needed more Blast so we bought another litre each and a can of redbull.

We then went in search of detox stuff but none was to be found Chelsea had a ride on a 2p donkey this woman came and told us off I bought some bandanas we went to Greggs then we went home. It was great she slept over and we did loads of quizzes and read the cringes in magazines (we were having a really girly time lol) we watched Pans Labyrinth second time ive seen it and its a wonderful film one of my favourite films ever stayed up till about 3.00am until we couldnt take it anymore and fell fast asleep.

So had a really great day that lasted till the early morn.

Zip It Up Zip It Out

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Thinking About The Future

2008-04-06T22:43:18+02:00

I'm having one of those days where I can't shut my brain tank up and the result is can't stop thinking about my future and what I want from it so Ive decided to make a list (yeah I know not another one but its my blog and if I want to bombard you with lists I'm bloody gunna you aint the boss of me).

1.I want to do well in my GCSE's.

2.I want to stay on at school and get more qualifications.

3.I want to move close to London.

4.I want to travel.

5.I want to do something creative.

6.I want and this is probably going to sound silly but I want to be part of a comedy double act and write comedy with someone so Ive decided I need to find someone just like me who has the same interests as me and has a similar sense of humour as me etc so we can write sweet sweet comedy gold together if your out there *puts on really and I mean really desperate voice* call me.

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Weird Dream

2008-04-03T12:42:38+02:00

Early this morning I had a really weird/vivid dream.

I dreamt me and my nan were going somewhere I dont know where but we had to keep changing planes and had to go on trains ect and at one point to get on a train we had to climb over this army style thing we climbed over it and then my nan said Ive forgot something so she went to get it.

While I was waiting in this little house all of a sudden these to little asian boys sarted walking towards me and one of then shot this man and I dropped to the floor and then one of them shot my nan and they kept shooting people and moving closer but by the time they got to me they had no bullets left.

And all during this every now and again it was like someone had changed channels I has in like this lecture hall sat near two boys from my school and people kept leaving so there was enough space to have a one seat gap so I moved and this boy kept shouting at me to move back and was being really nasty to me.

And then at the end I was in a bar acting like Bernard
Black from Black Books completely drunk and spouting racist abuse.

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Game Plan

2008-03-31T20:08:42+02:00

Went to the cinema today to see Game Plan.

Top Boston Rebels football star, Quarterback Joe Kingman, has an unknown 8-year old daughter from a former marriage show up on his doorstep. This precocious youth, Madison Pettis, transforms his life from a egotistical, promiscuous bachelor to a loving father. Instead of decreasing his popularity, his daughter makes the athlete even more popular among fans and teammates.

Joe Kingman admires Elvis Presley (The King) and fills his life with Elvis memorabilia and actions. Little Madison steers her Dad away from his exotic, blonde Russian girlfriend, Tatianna, towards her wholesome ballet teacher, Monique Vasquez. A turn of events ends with a happy ending for both the football and romance sides of this Disney family big-budget film.

It was really good it was one of those films I laughed, cried (well nearly made of stone me).

It was funny but still really serious in some places and it worked really well and theres a unexpected twist towards the end.

I really enjoyed it worth the £4.90 the robbing bastards at Cineworld charged me to see it.

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Thing That Cause Me To Express Emotions Of Love

2008-03-28T20:30:09+01:00

Another listy.

1.I love it when people are nice to me for no reason not because they want anything back.

2.I love really long conversations.

3.I love it when everything goes to plan wich for me is hardly ever.

4.I love it when teachers mess up.

5.I love the smell of fresh bread.

6.I love it when me and my Mum don't argue.

7.I love talking to new people.

8.I love surprises.

9.I love it when an animal gets its own back like for example when the bull gets the matador (bull fighter).

10.I love it when someone becomes the victim of there own prank.

11.I love it when Ive got money than I thought.

12.I love it when my favourite films are on TV.

I know I haven't done alot of things so I'll probably add more later.

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Things That Cause Me To Express Emotions Of Hatred

2008-03-27T21:50:29+01:00

I'm bored so I thought I'd do something constructive and make a list.

1.I hate chavs I hate them I hate them I hate them so much the music the clothes the attitude just everything the stereotypical chav is.

2.I hate plastics.

3.I hate racists, homophobes and anyone who has a genuine problem with someone because of the way they choose to live their life.

4.I hate it when its too cold or too hot the temperature has to be perfect.

5.I hate adverts on TV all channels should be like BBC no adverts.

6.I hate school.

7.I hate cleaning and I'm genuinely pissed off that robot maids havent been invented yet.

8.I hate watching the news it's so depressing "soanso" was murdered "soanso" was raped "soanso" was kidnapped.

9.I hate in songs when it nigga this and nigga that and ho this and ho that I feel sorry for people that can only express themselves using foul and offensive words.

10.I hate waiting in lines.

11.I hate crowded places.

12.I hate people who say stuff like "I'm an emo" or "I'm a goth" basically I hate people who label themselves why can't people just be themselves.

13.I hate it when you go to the cinema and all you can hear is people eating, drinking, talking etc.

14.I hate people who don't like other people they have never met.

15.I hate people who don't like me for no reason because I'm genuinely a nice person and I don't hate anyone (chavs don't count) don't get me wrong I dislike some people (chavs) I'm no mother Teresa and I love to talk to and meet new people (not chavs).

16.I hate bitchy people.

17.I hate people who play their music really loud on buses, trams etc (usually chavs) thats why we have head phones for alans sake or earstrings as I like to call them.

18.I hate dirty cars/vans.

19.I hate noise unless its my noise.

20.I hate odd numbers.

21.I hate people who are cruel to animals.

22.I hate grey clouds but I like white fluffy ones and the ones at night the dark purple smoky ones.

23.I hate people who are stupid because they don't try to learn.

24.I hate benefit thief scroungers.

25.I hate people who waste their talent.

26.I hate disgusting smells.

27.I hate hair in the plug hole.

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Androgynoel

2008-03-24T12:15:59+01:00

This song is fantastic.

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Def Jam Poetry

2008-03-24T11:41:12+01:00

I was just messing around on Youtube last night and I came across this stuff called "Def Jam Poetry" and it's really interesting and I think its quite cool.

Def Jam Poetry - Jill Scott "Nothing Is For Nothing"

There are lots of others also on Youtube by alot of other artists.

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