"Celbrities" I would chin and why.
1. Peaches Geldof
She's an oxygen thief only famous for her last name she's about as useful as tits on a bull please crawl into a hole and die.
2. All WAGS
There only famous for who there fucking, how much they shop and what they wear.
3. Paris Hilton
Another person whos famous for being famous and whos been given a ridiculous ammount of chances money and sucess on the back of her last name.
4. Amy Winehouse
She has so much talent and if she dosent sort herself out she'll be dead before shes 30.
5. Gok Wan
I know women all over britain love him and he is doing alot of good stuff for women and womens confidence etc but he really really gets on my tits.
6. Bruce Forsyth
He is awful and hes had a ridiculously long run and he needs to stop and fade away now.
7. Jerry Springer
I don't think he does his show anymore but oh my god his shows were awful it was like watching bears being forced to dance it was horrible he didnt try to help them at all he was just exploiting them to entertain.
8. Moira Stewart
Her voice goes through me.
Celebrities I Would Cuggle If Given The Chance.
1. Justin Lee Collins
2. Russell Brand
3. Dawn French
4. Lenny Henry
5. James Corden
6. Russell Howard
CUZ THEY ARE AWESOME
Sianny
Ahoyhoy. you added me ages ago, but I don't think I've ever spoken to you. Well I am now, so there. hello.
I rediscovered my blog today (yay) so I'm kinda catching up on all the lovely people of this site. Anyhoo, I digress. I read some of your posts, and quite frankly, I love you. Hahaah, not in a dykish way, in a "Oh my Edward, thank God someone has some fucking sense!" way. i.e. I agree with everything you wrote, and think you're pretty darn cool.
I apologise if I've scared you with the randomness of this, but it's what I do. I like being friendly, and everyone likes recieving compliments, so I like to give them
Peaches Fucking Geldof. Pfft. She annoys me so much, but I seemed to be on my own in my little coconut of hatred, as everyone likes her for some reason unkown to me.
Anyhoo, I will go and chin all of these 'celebrities' for you (and partially for my own entertainment) if you wish.
I'll be off now then, this has been peretty darn long. Tallyho xo