...and thought it was awesome. I hate racism and thought I would share. I also think usage of the words coloured and half cast to describe someone are stupid.

A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING
AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE

AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN
SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID
COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE.

THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...

"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK

WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK

WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK

WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK

WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK

AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.

BUT YOU SIR...

WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK

WHEN YOUR SICK YOUR GREEN

WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED

WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE

AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE.

AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME
COLOURED

THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND
THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.