Alicias Mindless Mind Slosh

I got bored in ASDAN so I did this I dont know why but I cant upload it so heres a little link.

http://s291.photobucket.com/albums/ll281/xxAlicia3000xx/?action=view&current=HeroinCat.jpg

Its crap but I like it.

I love this song and recently I just can't stop listening to it my favourite verse is in bold.

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
and all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you're craving

First born unicorn
Hardcore soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

I have decided that Pot noodle adverts rock harder than all other adverts. I love pot noodle and this is why.

Precious Pot Noodle.

The Slag of All Snacks

Seedy Sanchez

Skinny Pot Noodle

Bombay Bad Boy

EDIT: Moussaka Rap

EDIT: I Wish

EDIT: Lambshank Redemption

Honestly what are they for my toes bring me nothing but grief, misery and pain.

I have stubbed them about 80 times in the last 2-3 days they are stub magnets I think we should have feet like shop mannequins smooth and perfect for shoes.

I have already got freaky strange toes and I don't really need them bashed freakier even more strange.

Ross Noble is absolutley fantastic he is the random jesus check him out you can watch most of his DVDs on youtube.

1. What was the last book your read?

My Best Friends Girl By Dorothy Koomson

2: What are you reading now?

Marshmallows For Breakfast By Dorothy Koomson

3. What one book do you wish you had written?

The Bible or the Qur'an.

4. Who is your favourite author?

I don't know theres too many.

5. I recommend you read...?

Skulduggery Pleasant By Derek Landy it's really funny and action packed.

1. Where was your last holiday?

Jamaica

2: Where will your next holiday be?

Dunno.

3. What was your best break and why?

Jamaica because it was nice to visit where my Dad comes from.

4. And the worst and why?

Skegness beacause I love the seaside but hate caravans.

5. If money were no object, where would you go?

To every country in the world for a week.

1. What would be the contents of your perfect pie?

Sunshine, lollypops and rainbows.

2. Lift your eyes from the screen - what's the first thing you see and how did it get there?

A little Daffy Duck toy and he got there because I put him there.

3. What, if anything, would you like to get rid of in your life and why?

Boredom.

4. If you were building your own house what one room would you include that you don't have now?

A circular sunroom with a grand piano in the middle.

5. When you were little people asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Does your answer then match what you do now?

I'm not quite grown up yet.

1. Which band would you like to see reform?

I would like to see The Beatles reform but my resurrection skills arn't to sharp.

2. What are your thoughts on the Spice Girls and Boyzone reunions?

Absolute bollocks they should have stayed dead.

3. What's the best British band of all time?

The Beatles

4. Which band would you like to see split up and why?

All rubbish bands.

5. Five fill-in: If I formed a band I would call it The Quicksand Ponies and I would be lead guitar.