Alicias Mindless Mind Slosh

1. What is your favourite comedy film?

Anything with Jim Carrey.

2. What is your favourite comedy on TV?

Currently nothing.

3. Who is your best Comedy actor/actress?

Dylan Moran.

4. If you could write a comedy what would it be about?

It would be about a pair of friends who survive an atom bomb my sleeping in a lead rubbish bin after being evicted and are picked up by aliens and taken to other worlds.

5. What is the Funniest thing you have ever seen be it in person or on a TV show or film?

The Mighty Boosh Tundra episode when Bob Fossil and Dixon Bainbridge sing Total Eclipse Of The Heart.

Please help I can't stop watching this. It so bloody funny.

I love Bill Bailey he's one of our nations bearded treasures.

Where is your mobile phone? Bedroom
Your hair? Messy
Your mother? Controlling
Your father? Stubborn
Your favourite thing? Computer
Your dream last night? Weird
Your favorite drink? Fizzy
Your dream/goal? Independence
The room you're in? Back
Your fear? Spiders
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Japan
Where were you last night? Bed
What you're not? Perfect
One of your wish list items? IPhone
Where you grew up? Sheffield
The last thing you did? This
What are you wearing? Clothes
Your TV? Off
Your pets? Gay
Your computer? Slow
Your life? Unimpressive
Your mood? Bored
Missing someone? Yes
Your car? Nice
Something you're not wearing? Socks
Your summer? Boring
Like someone? Yes
Your favourite colour? Black
Last time you laughed? Now
Last time you cried? February

My friend Chelsea and I had a great day yesterday we went to Home Bargains and bought a litre of Blast energy drink each and loads of chewing gum then we went to the cinema to see The Spiderwick Chronicles (which was really cool).

After that we went to town and I dragged her into the cathedral (populated entirely by OAPs) to look at the pretty windows and we got a speech about diocese by this man (I only asked him what it was) then we left.

I decided I needed to buy a Big Issue off this man and I went to pay for it and I thought I had £1.50 in my pocket turns out it was only 50p so I bought a packet of polos to get change bought A Big Issue (very interesting article about male rape) realised Chelsea had pissed off so I had to find her.

Found her then we decided we needed the toilet so we went to John Lewis where I looked at shoes I couldn't afford and broke this blind by pulling it up and down left pretty sharpish after that then we decided we needed more Blast so we bought another litre each and a can of redbull.

We then went in search of detox stuff but none was to be found Chelsea had a ride on a 2p donkey this woman came and told us off I bought some bandanas we went to Greggs then we went home. It was great she slept over and we did loads of quizzes and read the cringes in magazines (we were having a really girly time lol) we watched Pans Labyrinth second time ive seen it and its a wonderful film one of my favourite films ever stayed up till about 3.00am until we couldnt take it anymore and fell fast asleep.

So had a really great day that lasted till the early morn.

Zip It Up Zip It Out

I'm having one of those days where I can't shut my brain tank up and the result is can't stop thinking about my future and what I want from it so Ive decided to make a list (yeah I know not another one but its my blog and if I want to bombard you with lists I'm bloody gunna you aint the boss of me).

1.I want to do well in my GCSE's.

2.I want to stay on at school and get more qualifications.

3.I want to move close to London.

4.I want to travel.

5.I want to do something creative.

6.I want and this is probably going to sound silly but I want to be part of a comedy double act and write comedy with someone so Ive decided I need to find someone just like me who has the same interests as me and has a similar sense of humour as me etc so we can write sweet sweet comedy gold together if your out there *puts on really and I mean really desperate voice* call me.

Early this morning I had a really weird/vivid dream.

I dreamt me and my nan were going somewhere I dont know where but we had to keep changing planes and had to go on trains ect and at one point to get on a train we had to climb over this army style thing we climbed over it and then my nan said Ive forgot something so she went to get it.

While I was waiting in this little house all of a sudden these to little asian boys sarted walking towards me and one of then shot this man and I dropped to the floor and then one of them shot my nan and they kept shooting people and moving closer but by the time they got to me they had no bullets left.

And all during this every now and again it was like someone had changed channels I has in like this lecture hall sat near two boys from my school and people kept leaving so there was enough space to have a one seat gap so I moved and this boy kept shouting at me to move back and was being really nasty to me.

And then at the end I was in a bar acting like Bernard
Black from Black Books completely drunk and spouting racist abuse.