There was a bitch called Alison she liked to rape farm animals and was a big homophobe she also ate children espicially chinese children she said they tasted like chicken. She lived in a purple tree that grew sandwiches the tree was surrounded by small monkeys she said they made delicous cakes and there tea partys were fantastic.
One day a small child climbed up her purple sandwich tree and she coated the child in icing sugar and licked his face until he bit her tounge she bled yellow blood and cried acid green tears wich as we all know turn into jelly beans.
The child began to run but tragically drowned in a sea of jelly beans his body was never recovered but it was rumoured she sold his kidneys and then buried him in narnia. The big lion found and ate him he was later put in prison for raping a dolphin.
Alison still lives in her tree surrounded by her monkeys she lives a happy life, eating children and beating homos.
Written by Joseph Giles Shanice Fidment and Alicia Burgess (Me).
