1.My full name is Alicia Verneth Burgess.
2.I get my middle name from my mums friend.
3.I was never baptised.
4.I am 100% atheist.
5.I sometimes worry that I am wrong and will burn in hell.
6.I am mixed race.
7.Because I am white no one ever believes me so I don't usually tell anyone.
8.I was born a month premature and it is very likely that if i'd have been full term I would have had the same birthday as my dad.
9.I am obsessed with The Mighty Boosh.
10.I would never go on a quiz show ever.
11.But if I ever by some bizzare turn of events found myself on Mastermind I would choose the boosh as my specialist subject.
12.I write comedy sketches.
13.I would like very much one day to become a stand up comedian.
14.I doubt my nerves would ever let me.
15.I speak quicker than I think.
16.It gets me into alot of trouble.
17.I'm quite good at tongue twisters.
18.Ive been told talking to me when i'm hyper is like tripping.
19.Most of my dreams are in black and white only the really vivid ones are in colour.
20.I sometimes think one day i'll wake up and my entire life will have been just a dream.
21.That scares me to death.
22.I'm really interested in clothes.
23.I want to learn how to make my own clothes.
24.My doodles look like the work of an insane child.
25.I want to be a writer.
26.I used to want to be a chef.
27.And before that I wanted to be a doctor.
28.I love Jamaican food.
29.I used to love Ackee and saltfish but once I was ill and the last meal I had eaten had been Ackee and saltfish and when I was sick all that came up was Ackee and now I can never eat it again ever.
30.I am scared of spiders.
31.I love my dog and wouldn't sell him for all the money in the world.
32.The adverts for animal cruelty charities make me cry.
33.If I ever won the lottery I would keep every penny no matter how sad there little doggy faces are.
34.I used to be terrified of the wind.
35.I'm allergic to penicillen.
36.I don't know if that is how you spell penicillen.
37.I hate films that take the piss out of other films.
38.But I still laugh at them.
39.My favourite colour is turquoise.
40.I think Sacha Baron Cohen is a legend.
41.I hate chavs.
42.I hate people that are to scared to be themselves so they try and destroy the confidence of the people who aren't.
43.If I had one wish I would ask for the power of time conrol.
44.I'm always daydreaming and the world in my head is so much better than this one.
45.I would like to go to space.
46.I love getting caught in the rain.
47.I get little daily obessions.
48.I'm always late to school.
49.I make lists.
50.I love Jet black hair.
51.I want to dye my hair jet black with a red streaks.
52.My mum is a control freak.
53.I worry I will turn into my mum.
54.I love silk scarves.
55.I hate people who act posher than they are.
56.I love Kasabian.
57.I hate niche when chavs play it I want to kill myself.
58.The video for the song bedshaped by keane used to make me cry.
59.I am constantly called weird.
60.I have no willpower.
61.I am my own worst enemy.
62.When pissed I accept stupid bets.
63.Stuffed animals creep me out.
64.I worry about the furure.
65.I never keep my promises to myself.
66.I am a good friend to others.
67.I forgive and forget.
68.I hate my neighbours.
69.I judge people in my head.
70.I love things that sparkle.
71.I love watching standup comedy.
72.I hate my hair.
73.I hate homophobic, racist and narrow minded people.
74.I am really proud of people who dare to be different.
75.I head bang when I'm alone.
76.When I can't sleep I listen to classic FM.
77.I love to read.
78.I havent been to a library in ages.
79.I want to kill Soulja Boy.
80.I kill people in my mind.
81.I think Russell Brand is a genius.
82.I hate rap music.
83.I hate people who act really babyish.
84.I am a feminist.
86.I think pedophiles, murderers and rapists should be shot.
87.I hate people touching me.
88.I'm actually quite shy.
89.I want to travel the world.
90.I hate those people who come to your house and try to talk you into a religion.
91.I want to make love at Sir Trevor McDonalds voice.
92.I love the idea of communism.
93.I love science fiction.
94.My favourite film is The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
95.I love chinese food.
96.I'm dirty minded.
97.I drink too much milk.
98.I hate the cold.
100.It was really hard to think of 100 well 99 things about myself.