Alicias Mindless Mind Slosh

Went to the cinema today to see Game Plan.

Top Boston Rebels football star, Quarterback Joe Kingman, has an unknown 8-year old daughter from a former marriage show up on his doorstep. This precocious youth, Madison Pettis, transforms his life from a egotistical, promiscuous bachelor to a loving father. Instead of decreasing his popularity, his daughter makes the athlete even more popular among fans and teammates.

Joe Kingman admires Elvis Presley (The King) and fills his life with Elvis memorabilia and actions. Little Madison steers her Dad away from his exotic, blonde Russian girlfriend, Tatianna, towards her wholesome ballet teacher, Monique Vasquez. A turn of events ends with a happy ending for both the football and romance sides of this Disney family big-budget film.

It was really good it was one of those films I laughed, cried (well nearly made of stone me).

It was funny but still really serious in some places and it worked really well and theres a unexpected twist towards the end.

I really enjoyed it worth the £4.90 the robbing bastards at Cineworld charged me to see it.

Another listy.

1.I love it when people are nice to me for no reason not because they want anything back.

2.I love really long conversations.

3.I love it when everything goes to plan wich for me is hardly ever.

4.I love it when teachers mess up.

5.I love the smell of fresh bread.

6.I love it when me and my Mum don't argue.

7.I love talking to new people.

8.I love surprises.

9.I love it when an animal gets its own back like for example when the bull gets the matador (bull fighter).

10.I love it when someone becomes the victim of there own prank.

11.I love it when Ive got money than I thought.

12.I love it when my favourite films are on TV.

I know I haven't done alot of things so I'll probably add more later.

I'm bored so I thought I'd do something constructive and make a list.

1.I hate chavs I hate them I hate them I hate them so much the music the clothes the attitude just everything the stereotypical chav is.

2.I hate plastics.

3.I hate racists, homophobes and anyone who has a genuine problem with someone because of the way they choose to live their life.

4.I hate it when its too cold or too hot the temperature has to be perfect.

5.I hate adverts on TV all channels should be like BBC no adverts.

6.I hate school.

7.I hate cleaning and I'm genuinely pissed off that robot maids havent been invented yet.

8.I hate watching the news it's so depressing "soanso" was murdered "soanso" was raped "soanso" was kidnapped.

9.I hate in songs when it nigga this and nigga that and ho this and ho that I feel sorry for people that can only express themselves using foul and offensive words.

10.I hate waiting in lines.

11.I hate crowded places.

12.I hate people who say stuff like "I'm an emo" or "I'm a goth" basically I hate people who label themselves why can't people just be themselves.

13.I hate it when you go to the cinema and all you can hear is people eating, drinking, talking etc.

14.I hate people who don't like other people they have never met.

15.I hate people who don't like me for no reason because I'm genuinely a nice person and I don't hate anyone (chavs don't count) don't get me wrong I dislike some people (chavs) I'm no mother Teresa and I love to talk to and meet new people (not chavs).

16.I hate bitchy people.

17.I hate people who play their music really loud on buses, trams etc (usually chavs) thats why we have head phones for alans sake or earstrings as I like to call them.

18.I hate dirty cars/vans.

19.I hate noise unless its my noise.

20.I hate odd numbers.

21.I hate people who are cruel to animals.

22.I hate grey clouds but I like white fluffy ones and the ones at night the dark purple smoky ones.

23.I hate people who are stupid because they don't try to learn.

24.I hate benefit thief scroungers.

25.I hate people who waste their talent.

26.I hate disgusting smells.

27.I hate hair in the plug hole.

This song is fantastic.

I was just messing around on Youtube last night and I came across this stuff called "Def Jam Poetry" and it's really interesting and I think its quite cool.

Def Jam Poetry - Jill Scott "Nothing Is For Nothing"

There are lots of others also on Youtube by alot of other artists.

Look at what the robbing sugar puffs bastards have done they have blatantly copied The Mighty Boosh.

Lyrics for the sugar puff song are:

Sugar Puffs, Sugar Puffs HUP!
Honey coated puffs in a milky bath.
Put 'em in your mouth and they make you laugh.
Kept in the cupboard taken out for breakfast.
Spoon's best friend and the fridge's favourite.
Huff! Puff! Huff-puff!
Huff! Puff! Huff-puff!
Wheaty chums that settle in transit.
Golden pips of a sunshine princess.

The second lines Just like "Crouton crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth" from the soup crimp.

And The Boosh boys are obviously pissed because there planning to take legal action.

Articles

http://www.webuser.co.uk/news/news.php?id=199018
http://www.nme.com/news/daily-ligger/35292
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a91889/mighty-boosh-pair-furious-with-sugar-puffs.html
http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2008/03/19/6550/wrath_of_boosh
http://www.utalkmarketing.com/pages/Article.aspx?ArticleID=4781&Title=Honey_Monster_faces_wrath_of_Mighty_Boosh
http://thedrum.co.uk/indepth/1521-sugar-puffs-v-mighty-boosh

I know what Tesco the honey monster goes to and when I see him I'm gonna grab him by his hairy yellow balls and do the mexican boot dance on his face.

In the words of Tony Harrison "This is an outrage"

1.My full name is Alicia Verneth Burgess.
2.I get my middle name from my mums friend.
3.I was never baptised.
4.I am 100% atheist.
5.I sometimes worry that I am wrong and will burn in hell.
6.I am mixed race.
7.Because I am white no one ever believes me so I don't usually tell anyone.
8.I was born a month premature and it is very likely that if i'd have been full term I would have had the same birthday as my dad.
9.I am obsessed with The Mighty Boosh.
10.I would never go on a quiz show ever.
11.But if I ever by some bizzare turn of events found myself on Mastermind I would choose the boosh as my specialist subject.
12.I write comedy sketches.
13.I would like very much one day to become a stand up comedian.
14.I doubt my nerves would ever let me.
15.I speak quicker than I think.
16.It gets me into alot of trouble.
17.I'm quite good at tongue twisters.
18.Ive been told talking to me when i'm hyper is like tripping.
19.Most of my dreams are in black and white only the really vivid ones are in colour.
20.I sometimes think one day i'll wake up and my entire life will have been just a dream.
21.That scares me to death.
22.I'm really interested in clothes.
23.I want to learn how to make my own clothes.
24.My doodles look like the work of an insane child.
25.I want to be a writer.
26.I used to want to be a chef.
27.And before that I wanted to be a doctor.
28.I love Jamaican food.
29.I used to love Ackee and saltfish but once I was ill and the last meal I had eaten had been Ackee and saltfish and when I was sick all that came up was Ackee and now I can never eat it again ever.
30.I am scared of spiders.
31.I love my dog and wouldn't sell him for all the money in the world.
32.The adverts for animal cruelty charities make me cry.
33.If I ever won the lottery I would keep every penny no matter how sad there little doggy faces are.
34.I used to be terrified of the wind.
35.I'm allergic to penicillen.
36.I don't know if that is how you spell penicillen.
37.I hate films that take the piss out of other films.
38.But I still laugh at them.
39.My favourite colour is turquoise.
40.I think Sacha Baron Cohen is a legend.
41.I hate chavs.
42.I hate people that are to scared to be themselves so they try and destroy the confidence of the people who aren't.
43.If I had one wish I would ask for the power of time conrol.
44.I'm always daydreaming and the world in my head is so much better than this one.
45.I would like to go to space.
46.I love getting caught in the rain.
47.I get little daily obessions.
48.I'm always late to school.
49.I make lists.
50.I love Jet black hair.
51.I want to dye my hair jet black with a red streaks.
52.My mum is a control freak.
53.I worry I will turn into my mum.
54.I love silk scarves.
55.I hate people who act posher than they are.
56.I love Kasabian.
57.I hate niche when chavs play it I want to kill myself.
58.The video for the song bedshaped by keane used to make me cry.
59.I am constantly called weird.
60.I have no willpower.
61.I am my own worst enemy.
62.When pissed I accept stupid bets.
63.Stuffed animals creep me out.
64.I worry about the furure.
65.I never keep my promises to myself.
66.I am a good friend to others.
67.I forgive and forget.
68.I hate my neighbours.
69.I judge people in my head.
70.I love things that sparkle.
71.I love watching standup comedy.
72.I hate my hair.
73.I hate homophobic, racist and narrow minded people.
74.I am really proud of people who dare to be different.
75.I head bang when I'm alone.
76.When I can't sleep I listen to classic FM.
77.I love to read.
78.I havent been to a library in ages.
79.I want to kill Soulja Boy.
80.I kill people in my mind.
81.I think Russell Brand is a genius.
82.I hate rap music.
83.I hate people who act really babyish.
84.I am a feminist.
86.I think pedophiles, murderers and rapists should be shot.
87.I hate people touching me.
88.I'm actually quite shy.
89.I want to travel the world.
90.I hate those people who come to your house and try to talk you into a religion.
91.I want to make love at Sir Trevor McDonalds voice.
92.I love the idea of communism.
93.I love science fiction.
94.My favourite film is The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
95.I love chinese food.
96.I'm dirty minded.
97.I drink too much milk.
98.I hate the cold.
100.It was really hard to think of 100 well 99 things about myself.

I just saw this........

BBC Three is to dedicate an entire night to the Mighty Boosh – including a new hour-long documentary.
The digital channel will be clearing its schedules from 9.30pm on Easter Saturday, March 22, for Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt.

The documentary which starts the evening promises never-before-seen home movies and photos from the duo, who visit landmark locations from the comedy club where they first performed to the studio-turned-organic-supermarket where the radio show was recorded.

The programme will also feature interviews from Stewart Lee, Lee Mack, Danny Wallace, who produced their radio show, and Steve Coogan, whose production company Baby Cow makes the TV series.

Fielding and Barratt will start the evening with a live link, and later introduce six of their favourite episodes.

This for me is a complete dream night of TV.

There was a bitch called Alison she liked to rape farm animals and was a big homophobe she also ate children espicially chinese children she said they tasted like chicken. She lived in a purple tree that grew sandwiches the tree was surrounded by small monkeys she said they made delicous cakes and there tea partys were fantastic.

One day a small child climbed up her purple sandwich tree and she coated the child in icing sugar and licked his face until he bit her tounge she bled yellow blood and cried acid green tears wich as we all know turn into jelly beans.

The child began to run but tragically drowned in a sea of jelly beans his body was never recovered but it was rumoured she sold his kidneys and then buried him in narnia. The big lion found and ate him he was later put in prison for raping a dolphin.

Alison still lives in her tree surrounded by her monkeys she lives a happy life, eating children and beating homos.

Written by Joseph Giles Shanice Fidment and Alicia Burgess (Me).

I was up most of last night doing an assignment for Child Care and when it came to it this morning I bloody forgot to take it to school didn't I.

I blame my mum for shouting at me because if I hadn't have been pissed off I would have been thinking clearly and would not have forgot it.

Lucky for me though it seems my child care teacher has fallen off the planet so it's ok for now I guess.

We had maths today and as a treat we got to go on the laptops because we had an exam what counts towards our GCSE's yesterday.

Me and my friend Shanice and this boy called Joseph wrote this silly story I thought it was quite funny so I'll probably post it tomorrow because it's on my school PC so I need to email it to myself.