Cheese is a type of meat.
A yellow tasty beef.
I milk it from my teet.
I try to be discreet.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.

I'm thinking of taking legal action out against The Mighty Boosh for writing such a catchy little song its been swirling around my head for days and I can't stop singing it it's so bad now I fear my mum will kill me as i'm driving her up the wall with it I could swear I heard her humming it earlier.

Cheese is a type of meat.
A yellow tasty beef.
I milk it from my teet.
I try to be discreet.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.