Alicias Mindless Mind Slosh

I have absolutely had it up my ears with shallow, stupid and self obsessed girls.

I was in my lesson this morning at school and for three bastard hours I had to listen to a load of girls bitch and whine and scream and swear and piss me off.

All they did was bitch and at one point they started plucking each others eyebrows wich hilariously went wrong for one of the girls but then it all kicked off between stupid eyebrow girl and a supply teacher "I'm not fucking goin out like this have you seen state" blah blah bastard blah.

It pisses me off so much because they are the girls that make life for girls like me that much harder.

One of them actually said that she wouldn't work and would live on benefits beacause all she wanted to do was have kids.

Aaaaargh!!!!!!!! Right sorry rant over.

Gonna Stick On RID - Girl listen to that then I'm going to bed.

XXGood NightXX

My DVDs came the other day and I cant stop watching The Mighty Boosh extras some of the deleted scenes are genius and I can't believe some of them didnt make it.

The easter eggs are really good aswell the one with Bollo auditioning for Cadburys is a scream.

Today in catering we watched chef skin and butcher a deer and even though I'm a vegetarian it didn't bother me at all.

My friend Sian wasn't bothered either in fact she asked if she could have the hide wich didn't surprise me at all as she has two rabbit hides at home.

I dont believe in killing animals just for fur or testing cosmetics on animals but I'm not against people eating meat I just personally dont want to.

I aspire to be a chef when I'm done with school and I wouldn't have any problems cooking/handling meat.

Just saw this on Youtube and thought it was genius so let me share.

Today I woke up and started getting ready for school but then I had a really weird feeling so I got my Mum to ring up school (so mature I know but I feel stupid if I ring) and I dont have to go until tomorrow so woopdi doo.

I dont know what to do today so I might do some revision oh who am I trying to fool I'll probably just watch some DVD's and eat toast.

Today me and my nan who I haven't seen in ages went to see The Water Horse (me her and all the other five year olds) and after that we went for a meal at a chinese buffet place.

The film it self was not as bad as I thought it would be I thought it would be really cheesy and all lovey lovey nothing bad happens as it's a PG but it was quite dark in some places and I'm actually really surprised it was only a PG at one time a little girl (or boy or hermaphrodite I didn't look) started bawling wich was really sweet wait thats not the word for it is it I think I mean annoying so desperatley annoying (I'm not a child hater just she was crying really loudly).

It was quite a predictable film but It was really well acted I thought the child actors were brill and the special effects were quite cool.

Also a weird thing that happened was when me and my nan went into the room our film was In this man held the door open for both of us which was reall nice but the guy was quite oldish with a beard and a big thick black coat on he seemed to be alone and was about to watch a film in a room full of children.

Cheese is a type of meat.
A yellow tasty beef.
I milk it from my teet.
I try to be discreet.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.

I'm thinking of taking legal action out against The Mighty Boosh for writing such a catchy little song its been swirling around my head for days and I can't stop singing it it's so bad now I fear my mum will kill me as i'm driving her up the wall with it I could swear I heard her humming it earlier.

Cheese is a type of meat.
A yellow tasty beef.
I milk it from my teet.
I try to be discreet.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.
Ohhhhhhh cheese.

Just ordered some DVDs from the HMV website:

Black Books series 1 2 and 3 boxset.

I love Black Books it's genius Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran work so well together and I've been wanting this boxset for ages so I'm really excited.

The Mighty Boosh series 3.

I already have the series 1/2 boxset which I watch constantly and watched series 3 religously when it was on BBC 3.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Iv'e only seen part of this before and it looks really funny so I'm glad I'll be able to watch all of it at last.

I've decided to start a blog to map my super interesting, magical and full of adventure life well actually this is just a place to let whatevers sloshing around my brain out so this is sort of just a place to bleed the slosh if you like.